| Title | Plot |
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| Adventures of Ford Fairlane | Can Ford Fairlane battle Wayne Newton and the evil known as Smiley? |
| Adventures of Fu Manchu | Can the evil mastermind's insane plans be stopped? |
| American Vampire | Can the surfing vampire slayer ADAM WEST save the day? |
| Ape | Can an Ape-suited Boris Karloff cure a paraplegic? |
| Apeman | Can Bela Lugosi not be turned into a monkey because of SCIENCE? |
| Armitage III: Polymatrix | Can hot-pants clad Armitage solve the case killer stalking robots? |
| Assault on Precinct 13 | Can this police precinct survive the night of gang attacks? |
| Astroesque | Can not even ninjas atone this completely plotless movie? |
| Atomic Brain | Can brain transplants need fission for the Atomic Brain? |
| Attack From Space | Can a gunhappy Starman save Earth while breathing in Outer Space? |
| Attack of the Monsters | Can Gamera defeat the telepathic cannibal aliens and Guiron? |
| Bad Taste | Can Earth survive aliens hellbent on selling Kentucky Fried People? |
| Bat | Can the masked Bat uncover the secret treasure of the haunted mansion? |
| Battlefield Earth | Can the most generic hero of all stop the evil stilted alien Travolta? |
| Beast of Yucca Flats | Can a radioactive Tor Johnson be stopped from killing? |
| Beginning of the End | Can Chicago be saved from the terror of giant locusts or grasshoppers? |
| Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla | Can this comedic duo battle the mad scientific genius of Bela Lugosi? |
| BMX Bandits | Can Nicole Kidman get her trendy BMX-bike and foil robbers, too? |
| BodyGuard | Can Sonny Chiba defeat the evil drug trade? |
| Brainiac | Can a brain eating monster get revenge 300 years too late? |
| Brain That Wouldn't Die | Can a brain and monster get the revenge they crave? |
| Brood | Can the killer psycho midgets be stopped in time? |
| Bucket of Blood | Can a busboy impress the dirty beatniks with his sculptures? |
| Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter | Can a swashbuckling hero hunt a vampire and get the hot Gypsy chick, too? |
| Carnival of Souls | Can Mary discover why the Creepy Zombie Guy is stalking her? |
| Carnivore | Can a group of idiot teens get killed by a carnivorous monster? |
| Catman in Boxer's Blow | Can Catman make an apperance in this movie? |
| Catman in Lethal Track | Can Catman stop the evil pyrokinetic Reverend Cheever? |
| Chinese Ghost Story:Tsui Hark Animation | Can a tax collector and ghost find happines and escape an exorcist monk? |
| Chopper Chicks in Zombietown | Can this gang of biker chicks stop an army of battery powered zombies? |
| Cleopatra Jones | Can Cleopatra Jones put a stop to the drug queen-pin called Mommy? |
| Corpse Vanishes | Can a plucky reporter uncover Bela Lugosi's nefarious scheme in time? |
| Crawling Hand | Can the astronaut's severed killer hand be stopped before it is too late? |
| Creature from the Haunted Sea | Can the Mafia get the gold and not be captured by SECRET AGENT DWEEB? |
| Creepshow | Can the Creepkeeper tell the tales of this horror comic book movie? |
| Curse of the Swamp Monster | Can our rugged hero defeat the mad scientist and swamp monster? |
| Crypt of Horror | Can the witch be stopped from getting her vengeance? |
| Cyborg 2 | Can Angelina Jolie escape an evil corporation with Jack Palance's help? |
| Damien: Omen 2 | Can a boy in military academy really be the antiChrist? |
| Dead Alive | Can Lionel, uber-mamma's boy, stop the horror of a gaggle of zombies? |
| Dead Hate the Living | Can this film crew survive a band of zombies lead by Rob Zombie? |
| Deadly China Hero | Can Jet Li stop to the fire breathing centipede? |
| Dead Men Walk | Can a guy stop his twin vampire brother? |
| Death Kick | Can super lawyer survive the fighters his ex-clients have hired? |
| Death Race 2000 | Can evil Rocky beat heroic Frankenstein as they race over pedestrians? |
| Dementia 13 | Can an unsaned Axe-Man stop from killing around this Irish castle? |
| Devil Bat | Can Bela Lugosi use a giant bat to kill his aftershave wearing enemies? |
| Devil in the Flesh | Can Rose McGowan win the love of the goofy, manly teacher? |
| Dick Tracy | Can Dick Tracy uncover who the slasher serial killer is in time? |
| Dick Tracy Meets Gruesome | Can Dick Tracy stop the nefarious plans of Boris Karloff? |
| Django | Can Django use what's in the coffin he drags around with him? |
| Django Strikes Again | Can Django rescue his daughter Rambo style? |
| Dog Soldiers | Can a platoon of soldiers survive a pack of werewolves? |
| Double O Kid | Can spy-in-training Corey Haim defeat the evil Brigette Nielsen? |
| Dragon's Infernal Showdown | Can an orphaned kung fu student get revenge on who killed his family? |
| Dr. Blood's Coffin | Can Dr Blood reanimate the dead by giving them a living heart? |
| Duel to the Death | Can these swordmasters duel without those interefering, pesky ninjas? |
| Earth vs the Flying Saucers | Can the world defeat the evil aliens bent on conquest? |
| Eastern Condors | Can Sammo Hung complete this suicide mission without Lee Marvin? |
| Eegah | Can Jaws the Caveman win the maiden fair from the director's son? |
| Epoch | Can the mystery of the alien artifact be discovered in time? |
| Evel Knievel | Can George Hamiliton jump over cars as well as the plot? |
| Evil Brain From Outer Space | Can Starman defeat the Evil Brain and his army dressed as Batmen? |
| Evil Dead 2 | Can the Groovy Ash defeat the hordes of the Evil Dead? |
| Fantastic Four | Can the Fantastic Four defeat the villanous Doctor Doom? |
| Fantasy Mission Force | Can Jackie Chan free Abraham Lincoln from Japanese Nazis? |
| Fast and the Furious | Can this unlikely pair fall in love and run from the cops, too? |
| Fat Spy | Can this wild bunch of teens have a party with Phyllis Diller around? |
| Final Fantasy: Spirits Within | Can these computer generated 8 spirits be gathered to save the world? |
| Fist of Fear, Touch of Death | Can these people cash in on the memory of Bruce Lee? |
| Flesh & Blood | Can a sword-wielding Rutger Hauer get revenge on a treacherous noble? |
| Fortress | Can Christopher Lambert survive the terror of the intestinator? |
| Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell | Can Peter Cushing create Darth Vader in the 1800s? |
| FreeJack | Can Emilio Estevez escape the evil bonejacking Mick Jagger? |
| Frighteners | Can Marty McFly battle the Grim Reaper to the after-death? |
| Frogs | Can Frogs menace Sam Elliott when they never do anything evil? |
| Frozen Alive | Can our hero prove he didn't put the audience in suspended animation? |
| Full Contact | Can someone actually think betraying Chow Yun-Fat was a good idea? |
| Fury of the Wolfman | Can werewolves be mentally controlled by mad scientists? |
| Future War | Can one kickboxer stop an army of dinosaurs and a killer cyborg? |
| Galaxis | Can Ladera stop the evil lightning throwing Richard Moll? |
| Gamera the Invincible | Can KENNY abandon his obsession with giant flying turtles? |
| Gamera Vs Monster X | Can Gamera stop the evil Jiger from destroying the World's Fair? |
| Ghost in the Shell | Can an elite cyborg hottie uncover the secret of the Puppet Master? |
| Giant of Marathon | Can Steve Reeves save Athens from traitors and woo a blonde chick, too? |
| GI Joe the Movie | Can the totally irresponsible Lt. Falcon save the world? |
| Ginger Snaps | Can Ginger keep from living up to the title of this movie? |
| G-Men From Hell | Can 2 hardboiled Feds escape ROBERT GOULET and get into Heaven? |
| Godzilla's Revenge | Can our psychopath Ichiro hallucinate enough about Godzilla and Minya? |
| Godzilla Versus Mothra | Can Japan survive when a giant lizard and a moth collide? |
| Great ST. Louis Bank Robbery | Can Steve McQueen rob a bank and not become the backdoor man? |
| Hard Rock Zombies | Can an undead rock band stop Hitler and his freaky family? |
| Harlock Saga | Can Captain Harlock retrieve the magic gold to save the universe? |
| Hellcats | Can the dead be avenged by joining a biker gang? |
| Hell Comes to Frogtown | Can Roddy Piper rescue the maidens fair from the mutant frogs? |
| Hercules | Can the mighty Hercules complete his trials with very sweaty guys? |
| Hercules in New York | Can Hercules survive in the modern world? |
| Hidden | Can this unlikely duo stop an evil alien slug-beast? |
| Hidden 2 | Can a new alien stop this flock of evil alien slug beasts? |
| Horror Hotel | Can the witches in this small cursed town be stopped? |
| Hot Rod Girl | Can the Rifleman tame the hot rodders of the city? |
| House on Haunted Hill | Can this haunted house party survive the ghosts until the morning? |
| Inhumanoids: Evil That Lies Within | Can these heroic scientists stop monsters from the CENTER of the Earth? |
| Innocent Blood | Can the hot vampire chick stop a legion of vampire mobsters? |
| Inside Man | Can this movie not be the worst movie I've reviewed? |
| Invisible Ghost | Can a ghost drive Bela Lugosi to murder? |
| Iron Monkey 2 | Can Iron Monkey's descendent save the day? |
| Johnny Mnemonic | Can Keanu Reeves save the world with what's in his head? |
| Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter | Can Jesse James defeat Frankenstein's granddaughter? |
| Justice League America pilot | Can an evil "Weatherman" defeat the mighty Justice League of America? |
| Kill Cruise | Can this not seem like a rip off of Dead Calm? |
| Killer Klowns From Outer Space | Can these evil Klowns be stopped before escaping in their big top UFO? |
| Killer Meteor | Can the Killer Meteor save the evil Jackie Chan from dying? |
| Killers From Space | Can Peter Graves resist his alien brainwashing and be a real American? |
| Killer Shrews | Can Sheriff Roscoe Coltrante survive giant poisonous killer shrews? |
| King Kong Versus Godzilla | Can Kong and Godzilla settle their difference in a battle to the death? |
| King of the Zombies | Can our intrepid heroes uncover the nefarious Voodoo-Zombie plot? |
| Lady Frankenstein | Can Lady Frankenstein get her freak on and Feed her Frankenstein, too? |
| Lake Placid | Can the killer crocodile be stopped in time? |
| Laser Mission | Can Brandon Lee rescue the German scientist Ernest Borgnine? |
| Last Man on Earth | Can Vincent Price stop the teeming legions of the undead? |
| Last Samurai | Can more than a single scene with a monkey redeem this movie? |
| Legend of the 8 Samurai | Can Sonny Chiba's group of Samurai defeat the evil Creepy Witch Woman? |
| Legend of Boggy Creek | Can the mystery of the Boggy Creek monster be discovered? |
| Magic Sword | Can Sir George free the maiden fair from Basil Rathbone? |
| Massacre | Can I really think of a way to describe the plot that doesn't suck on toast? |
| Mean Guns | Can the Highlander survive Ice-T's Battle Royale? |
| Merlin: The Return | Can Merlin and some kids stop the evil Tia Carrere? |
| Moon of the Wolf | Can the werewolf stopped by the FUGITIVE? |
| Mr. Wong, Detective | Can Frankenstein's Monster solve the murder mystery? |
| Naked Space | Can this Alien spoof have a single funny moment? |
| Near Dark | Can our hero, Caleb, survive the evil that arrives NEAR DARK? |
| Night Fright | Can this generic monster terrorize the lunchmeat gang? |
| Nightmare Castle | Can these vengeful ghosts get their revenge? |
| Night of the Shark | Can Treat Williams get revenge on those who killed his brother? |
| Night Tide | Can Dennis Hopper figure out if he's dating a killer mermaid? |
| Ninja in the Killing Fields | Can the heroic Ninja defeat the evil drug-dealing ninjas? |
| Ninja Wars | Can a lone ninja stop the evil Devil Monks who use Vomit-FU? |
| Opium Connection | Can the war on drugs ever be won by the United Nations? |
| Parasite Eve | Can the ultimate biologial nightmare be stopped in time? |
| Phantom from Space | Can an invisible alien that kills people be so dull? |
| Pinata Survival Island | Can the underwear collecting college coeds survive the evil piņata? |
| Piranha | Can our intrepid heroes stop the ravenous hordes of...(it's the title)? |
| Plan 9 From Outer Space | Can the aliens using zombies prevent Earth from destroying the universe? |
| Pocket Ninjas | Can a group of midget ninjas defeat Cobra Khan and confuse the viewers? |
| Prisoner in the Middle | Can the nuclear warhead be disarmed in time by the elite squad? |
| Project A | Can Jackie Chan defeat the villainous pirates? |
| Prom Night | Can a pesky killer wreak havoc upon the Disco Prom? |
| Punisher | Can Dolph Lungren play the Punisher without a shred of continuity? |
| Puppet Masters | Can a secret government agency stop aliens from conquering the world? |
| Rage of the Masters | Can I describe the plot without saying Kung Fu "Coward of the County"? |
| Real American Hero | Can Sheriff Buford Pusser stop the evil bootleggers? |
| Reefer Madness | Can the devil weed be stopped before ruining the lives of our heroes? |
| Reign in Darkness | Can our leather clad vampire save humanity from the legions of vampires? |
| Replacement Killers | Can a crime boss think trying to kill Chow Yun Fat is a good idea? |
| Resident Evil | Can Alice, the zombie dog kung fuer, stop the hordes of the walking dead? |
| Return of the Living Dead | Can this diverse group of victims survive the BRAIN-eating zombies? |
| Return of the StreetFighter | Can the StreetFighter survive when everyone is against him? |
| Return to Horror High | Can a movie crew survive the murderer that killed years ago on location? |
| Return to the 36th Chamber | Can the conman Chun learn the secrets of the 36th Chamber? |
| Revenge of the Ninja | Can anyone think angering a retired ninja is a good idea? |
| Revolt of the Zombies | Can the power of love stop a zombie master? |
| Robo Vampire | Can the poor man's Robocop defeat an army of hopping vampires? |
| Rumble in the Bronx | Can Jackie Chan battle in the Bronx and survive the HOVERCRAFT? |
| Samson in the Wax Museum | Can a masked wrestling detective solve the mystery of the Wax Museum? |
| Santa Claus | Can Santa defeat the evil devil Pitch for the children of the world? |
| Santa Claus Conquers the Martians | Can kidnapping Santa Claus solve the problems of Mars? |
| Satanic Rites of Dracula | Can Van Helsing battle Dracula to the death in the styling 1970s? |
| Scarecrow | Can this possessed Scarecrow get his vengeance on his tormentors? |
| Scarecrow: Slayer | Can screaming girl escape her boyfriend who is a possessed evil scarecrow? |
| Screaming Skull | Can the screaming skull scream without vocal chords? |
| Shaft | Can Shaft be a bad-mutha "Shut your mouth, just talking about Shaft"? |
| Shaft in Africa | Can Shaft crack the slavery ring? |
| Shaft's Big Score | Can Shaft crack the case of his dead friend and survive the mob? |
| Shaolin Soccer | Can the Shaolin Soccer Team defeat Team Evil? |
| Shiri | Can our special agents stop the mysterious sniper? |
| Shogun's Ninja | Can the battling ninjas end their blood feud? |
| Sister StreetFighter | Can it be called a StreetFighter movie if Sonny doesn't growl? |
| Sisters of Death | Can these coeds survive this deadly reunion? |
| Slave of the Cannibal God | Can cannibals distract us from the monkey being eaten by a snake? |
| Sleepstalker Sandman's Last Rites | Can the Sandman ever be stopped? |
| Slipstream | Can Bill Paxton escape the fearsome Mark Hamill? |
| Snake People | Can the voodoo cult be stopped if run by a creepy midget? |
| Snowbeast | Can a ski lodge stand Bigfoot's rampage? |
| Spawn | Can Spawn uncover his past while battling mobsters, CIA, and demons? |
| Spawn 2 | Can Spawn keep bury the demons that haunt him? |
| Spawn 3 | Can Spawn survive Heaven's bounty hunters? |
| Star Wars Holiday Special | Can you watch a movie George Lucas doesn't want you to see? |
| Street Fighter | Can the Street Fighter do the infamous X-Ray punch to the skull? |
| StreetFighter's Last Revenge | Can the StreetFighter defeat the Mob? |
| Stuff | Can the evil dessert sweeping the country be stopped? |
| 36 Shaolin Beads | Can our intrepid heroes defeat the ghosts using the SUPER NEEDLE GUN? |
| Terror | Can Jack Nicholson discover the secrets that haunt Boris Karloff's castle? |
| Terror of MechaGodzilla | Can our Godzilla defend the Earth from his robotic doppelganger? |
| Thunder Prince | Can Andy and a monkey stop the evil Black Mantis? |
| Trancers | Can Jack Deth and Helen Hunt stop the time traveling cult leader Whistler? |
| Trick or Treat | Can Skippy defeat the evil of Rock and Roll? |
| Truck Turner | Can Isaac Hayes, skip tracer, stop the pimps wanting him dead? |
| Vampire Hunter D | Can ultra-cool D end the bloody reign of the evil Count? |
| UltraMan 2 | Can UltraMan defeat the evil monsters attacking Earth? |
| Undertaker and his Pals | Can you not order the Blue Plate Special with all the murders occurring? |
| Unnamable 2 | Can our intrepid nerd save the nubile Alyda from a demonic Julie Strain? |
| Virtual Assassin | Can the heroic ex-cop battle cyber-powered villain with Billy Idol hair? |
| Werewolf Vs Vampire Women | Can our intrepid werewolf find peace and stop the vampire woman, too? |
| White Warrior | Can Hercules defeat the evil Russians in a movie that inspired Braveheart? |
| White Zombie | Can the newlyweds battle the Voodoo Master Bela Lugosi? |
| Wraith | Can the ghost driver of a Dodge Interceptor hunt down his killers? |
| Zardoz | Can Sean Connery not be embarrassed by giant stone heads? |
