On February 23, 2003, a small pointless site appeared. If you guessed sideorderofninjas, you deserve to be promoted to 3rd Class Wisconsin Drinking Ninja. I like B-movies and from the first few reviews, I wandered into the information super highway and am hoping not to be trambled by a cyber-18 wheeler.... That would be mine. The strange thing, it is still alive and twitching. Each anniversary, I've done a little piece because of the anniversary of sideorderofninjas. This seems to be very much like the one from last year.

I didn't start my site to attempt to get into movies, to name drop, or get free screeners. This is a labor of love which means according to Navareth and Def Leppard it hurts and bites. I haven't done any 80s hair metal jokes in a while. 14,000 hits over the last year are quite impressive for a deranged b-movie reviewer such as myself and actually had my 150th review, too. Both are some pretty memorable milestones. Not been keeping up with the random keyword searches of before.

The world has too many people who won't keep their commitments. It is a struggle to keep and battle the burnout and just wanting to play FreeCell instead of updating the site. That is why so many far better sites than mine(though I won't mention any of them by name) have passed beyond the veil. Provided no flood, famine, family, or computer problem strike, I'll keep pounding away on a new review every week.. I do have a few real good ones unlike what I normally post coming soon...

This is my version of a blog slightly throughtout my rants, view it as personality jigsaw puzzle. Well, that may show be to be a fairly twisted individual.

You supply the beef jerky and chocolate pudding, I'll deliver extremely lame jokes, puns, and fevered ranting you would swear I had downed too much caffeine with a moderate dose sleep deprivation to provide...And again, if I make one person waste any time on my site, sideorderofninjas, has been successful...

All non-spam email I get is appreciated. To the ten of my fans, may your days be filled with unsucktacularity and as many SNGs as possible...Thanks again...