Jokes

"Why did the hummingbird hum? It forgot the words! “ "What do you get if you cross a pig and a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork! “ "Was there any money on Noah's ark? Yes, the duck had a bill, and the frog had a greenback." "What did the sea say to the iceberg? Nothing, it just waved!" If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, on which side will it fall? Neither side. Roosters don't lay eggs! You are captain of a ship. On your first stop 3 got on. Then 2got off, 5 got on, then 1 got off 5 got on. How old is the captain of the ship? How old you are! A lady lives in an all green one story house. Everything was green. What color were her stairs? She doesn’t have any! .

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