Introduction to Proctos
What is Proctos?
For about a year, a friend and I commuted together into Mexico everyday to work.  During the often lengthy trip back into the United States, we surmised that there must be a god in charge of all the stupid things we saw and were frequent victims of.  We figured that a god with the power to screw hundreds in a single stroke must be named Proctos.

As time went on we came to discover that Proctos not only influenced happenings on the bridges between the US and Mexico, but had an unmistakable hand in all aspects of life -
everywhere.

In short, Proctos is the god of stupidity, ignorance, and (for lack of more politically correct words) bullshit and assholes.  However, we can borrow a word from Spanish that may make this a little more tasteful, unless of course Spanish is your native language.  And remember this word well, for you will see it often.  The word is
pendejismo (pen-da-heez-mo).  I've taken some liberty in the translation but essentially it means the state of being an asshole, of or pertaining to assholes, or an act that would entice you to call someone an asshole.  The other word to keep in mind is pendejo (pen-day-ho), which is the word for asshole.  Remember these words!  They are the essence of Proctos and all that surrounds him.
Why Proctos.org?
Once we discovered the existance of Proctos, we only thought it fair that we spread the word.  Not that it will help prevent you from being screwed, but at least you'll know where it came from.
Where is Proctos?
Now that you know what Proctos is, you might be wondering where he is.  As God is in Heaven and Satan is in Hell, Proctos is at The End.  Wherever there is an end, there is Proctos.
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