Planet: Halgonobeep Specimen: Unknown as of now.... AKA the Ones That Hump (Frequently. Everything.)  commonly known as AJ Mclean. Description: As you take a right into the sixth galaxy, you will notice a large futon directly ahead. This is Planet Halogonobeep.  Futons are a must on this planet, clothes are not necessary.  Professional humpers hump here. All techniques are welcomed.  If you are a behinner, daily humping courses are available for you to become more skilled in this area. Multiple tattoos and frequently-changing hair colors are characteristics of this Humpking Kind.  Over the years of evolution, and the fact that bright lights hurt their eyes, this specimen has adapted by having their eyes permenantly covered by what we know as "sunglasses". There is no specific Humper Lingo (any sexual or toilet indications are appropriate).  Following the Halgonobeep tradition, tiolets must become your sacred altar. Blessed be the toilets, and have a good hump on Halgonobeep.

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