ALIENS?!?!
THIS JUST IN::  THE BACKSTREET BOYS HAVE JUST BEEN DISCOVERED TO BE ALIENS THIS JUST IN:: THE BACKSTREET B
We knew these 5 were too good, too sexy to be human.  Don't act so surprised.  This explains everything.


    Imagine a world with just Brians walking around, all beautiful and basketball-playing. Or maybe a land of Nicks, stupid cute playful things, nothing but Nicks as far as the eye can see.
               Welcome to our fantasy.
    As we said, these guys are too hott to be of the human race. So here is our research and the brochures we developed on the true origin of each.  Nice disguises.... they had us going for a while there, damn sexy bastards.
Nick
AJ
Kevin
Brian
Howie
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