| Planet: Beautacular Specimen: a non-human Wearer of Chaps. commonly known as Kevin Richardson. Description: The first thing you will notice when arriving at Beautacular is the unusually high level of sexiness per square inch. In order to not disturb the steady colume of sexiness, you must first pass a "sexy" physical performed generously by nurses Squash and Marrow. Taking your time to speak and pausing frequently is a current fad on Beautacular. Recreational activities consist of weight-lifting, chap-buying, modelling, and naturally being Body Beautifuls. "The Thing" is a must to discuss in every conversation, that is when the Wearers bother wasting time on something as insignifigant as talking. The Wearers are a strong silent type, and being so very sexy is often exhausting. The Wearers of Chaps look onto the inhabititants of Halgonobeep as "Dildos". This is a friendly rivalry tradition. When passing Beautacular, please remember to keep your hands to yourself and do not drool on the citizens. |
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| SEXY EXHIBIT B |