Planet: Doofo
Specimen: Gozombo, commonly known as Nick Carter.

Description: Welcome to Planet Doofo.  The required dress code here consists of black turtlenecks, black pants, spiked blonde hair and glasses.  Should you choose to disobey this law, you shall recieve a severe spanking from officers Squash and Marrow.  *wink wink*
Only the stupidest, friendliest silliest Nintendo-loving creatures may "resign" here.  No high IQ levels permitted.
The lingo of the Gozombos consists of phrases such as:
"Hi! I like dogs."
"Where's my Nintendo?"
"God is da BOMB"
"I'm sorry! I always mess things up!"
and "I don't think... ya know."

Enjoy yourself on Planet Doofo. And always remember, Intelligence is overrated, and there IS such a thing as a stupid question.
Ohhhh... that makes sense. More aliens!!
Do we really have to say anything?