Planet: Doofo Specimen: Gozombo, commonly known as Nick Carter. Description: Welcome to Planet Doofo. The required dress code here consists of black turtlenecks, black pants, spiked blonde hair and glasses. Should you choose to disobey this law, you shall recieve a severe spanking from officers Squash and Marrow. *wink wink* Only the stupidest, friendliest silliest Nintendo-loving creatures may "resign" here. No high IQ levels permitted. The lingo of the Gozombos consists of phrases such as: "Hi! I like dogs." "Where's my Nintendo?" "God is da BOMB" "I'm sorry! I always mess things up!" and "I don't think... ya know." Enjoy yourself on Planet Doofo. And always remember, Intelligence is overrated, and there IS such a thing as a stupid question. |
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