Planet: In this case, our specimen does not come from a planet, but from a Star. It is the Star of Censors. Specimen: and Angel from Out-of-this-World. commonly known as Brian Littrell. Description: Unfortunately, the Star of Censors conatins only perfection, so visitors other than Squash and Marrow are rarely allowed. However, should you manage to reach this star, you will notice prominent cheekbones and short but well-proportioned bodies. This is no mystery, since the Angels are related to the Boys Beautifuls on Beautacular. However, they broke off from this planet when it became evident that the Angels were far too perfect for Beautacular. They enjoy making fun of the non-humans there frequently and are makers of Funny Faces, and the Ones who Act Goofy. As included in the description of perfection, these Angels sing divinely, are athletic and musical, and love all animals, especially small dogs which they carry around continuously without stop at all times no matter what. They are very strongly religious. Cheese is the main food staple. No cheese "products." If you'd like to visit us on the Star of Censors, please drop off you resume of perfection at the mailbox and we'll get back to you if you are worthy. Until then, please sign up for one of our Arial View tours of the Star so you may catch a glimpse of perfection. Flash photography permitted. |
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Ahem.... see? Perfection. Take care not to drool. |