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From Demorama.com: ...Whitee actually has a degree of proficiency as a rapper and sampler. The songs are tight despite being sparse, and I found myself chuckling at some of his blatant efforts to offend and amuse, such as "Sins of the Amish." And try as he might to hide it, Whitee does have a brain: "Suck off the Pope" has some clever commentary beneath the crassness, and "Big Bush Barbie" is a hilarious advertisement for alternative sex receptacles for horny teen-agers... Mike Mitchelson	A new review of Pack The Lamb: "This lo-fi rap disc from a suburb of Rochester, NY verges between plain awful and inspired genius. Given some of what's out there today (check out BS2000's childlike offering, for example), Whitee could well slip into the mainstream and ride the tumultuous wave of stardom. Or he could flip burgers for a living. In any event, keep the young 'uns away from the speakers, as Whitee seems to have a preference for profanity. Check the lyrics to "Suck Off the Pope": "Jesus is deaf, God is dope, I'm such a good Catholic, I'd suck off the Pope." It's not Hemmingway, though it does get its point across plain and simple. There's something hilarious about Whitee, with just his voice and drum machine pounding out tunes like "Big Bush Barbie" and "Chuck Nesbitt's a Dick." Gotta love that first amendment." New York Rock Street Beat
Michelle Picardo from Rochester's Freetime Magazine said this: 'A new artist to these ears, rapper Whitee sent us his debut release, Pack The Lamb. Full of racy & nasty raps done in a quirky style, Whitee tells it like it is. And if his hilarious bio is any indication, you're sure to get a laugh from his webpage @ www.whitee.com., though be warned, it's no doubt very blue....'	We don't know how this dude found out about Whitee, but the guy at Planetdognine.com had this to say about the song 'Stumpy The Ho': The only thing I know about this I just told you. It's a song called "Stumpy The Hoe" and it's supposed to be by a dude named Whitee. Oh, and of course a song called "Stumpy The Hoe" is legally required to be hilarious. Sometimes it's really hard to tell if the guy that's rapping this is serious or not, it's like when you listen to gangster rap and can't help but laugh because some people actually believe that crap. If you have more information send it along. EXTRA SPECIAL QUOTE! - "For An Extra $20 She'll Put Her Stump In Your Ass" - Yeah, that's right!
This is the description of Whitee MP3's from the Lycos Music Download page: Ridiculous joke rhymes ("Suck Off The Pope," "Sins Of The Amish") from solo rapper down with Smegma Records. Production is straight-forward but funky, with simple beats, goofy keyboards, and lots of bass.	We recently applied for a Weird-Stuff Award from The Weird Stuff web site. Not only did we get the award (see the Evil Dick on the front page), but here's what Evil Dick himself said: [New Addition!] Whitee.com - "With songs like Suck Off the Pope, the band Whitee will be sure to make your average Christian run for their Bible." Amen, Brother.
A word about Suck Off The Pope from the webmistress of The Rants of Logic: I have never heard such a sacriligious, blasphemous, totally offensive song before in my life....I loved it! It was too hilarious and sadly enough...so true. Thanks for the opportunity to listen to it! - Sonya L Deliyannis	Humorseek.com said this about Whitee and whitee.com: "MP3's, lyrics and more from Whitee, a songwriting genius whose songs you soon won't forget...."
Here is the old Whitee Biography The real one is in the Whitee FAQ

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