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Q : Why did the boy eat hay ?
A : Because his mother told him to eat like a horse !

Q : What are zebras ?
A : Horses that can’t get their pajamas off ! 

Q : Why is a zoo like an envelope ?
A : Because it has seals . 

Q : Why did the farmer ride the steamroller over his field ?                  
A : He wanted to grow mashed potatoes . 

Q : What kind of ears does an engine have ?
A : Engineers .

Q : Why is a river rich ?
A : Because it has two banks . 

Q : Why do skeletons hate winter ?
A : The cold goes right through them .                                                  

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