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THINGS YOU LEARN FROM THE MOVIES

1.      At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil . 

2.      Should you decide to defuse a bomb , don’t worry which wire to cut . You will always choose the right one…just 1 second before it blows up . 

3.      Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society. 

4.      It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts ; your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you knocked out their predecessors . 

5.      Rather than wasting bullets , megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses , pulley systems , deadly gasses , lasers , and man-eating sharks , which will always allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape . 

6.      All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread . 

7.      Once applied , lipstick will never rub off – even while scuba diving . 

8.      You’re likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home . 

9.      The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris . 

10.  A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating , but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds . 

11.  If a large pane of glass is visible , someone will be thrown through it before long . 

12.  All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.

13.  If you decide to start singing and dancing in the street , everyone you meet will know all the words and steps . 

14.  When they are alone , all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English .  

15.  Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always says : ENTER PASSWORD NOW . 

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