The Big Scary Housewife Petition

When the big scary housewife started making home pages she had but one clear goal. Just one ambition. Dear readers I have a tragic thing to confess. Although The Big Scary Housewife has tried she has failed!

The Useless Pages have a strict policy against submitting ones own home page, you see...

So The Big Scary Housewife is asking you, her wonderful web page visitors for help! Even if you have no idea what I am talking about you can help me by filling out this form.

Please sign your name to the petition!

When I have enough email addresses I will submit them to useless pages and surely they will at least visit my site.

Am I useless enough?

Here is a sample of what other readers of these pages have said

"nice site, pity it is so useless" "I had a great time! very useless pages" "what does your site do?" "I need more information" "I just ripped off my apron and pulled my blue hair back in a pony tail and.." " i like to lick cream , cones"(sic) "The URL you submitted <url:http://www.oocities.org/SoHo/2141/scrollity.htm> has been added to Yahoo!" "four score and seven days ago..." "really wierd" (The Redneck) "really, absolutely, wonderfully, wierd." (The Redneck) " just do it. me tarzan." "cheese" " No, but thanks anyway." "Thank you for using the SafeSurf Rating Standard. Here is how you rated your content:" "the trouble with education today is.." " All that I have is yours!!!" "Don't you think your bronchitis has been going on for long enough?" " Hey Dave, this is too wacky for me!! :) I LOVE it.." "appropriate. I *know* useless when I see it!" (Cathie, Centre for the Easily Amused) marvin the martian's comment

Please do not write to useless pages on my behalf.
I want them to like me and lots of spam won't further my cause

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My Petition

Dear Useless Pages, My name is: and my Email address is: (Do not hit return). Please consider The Big Scary Housewife for inclusion in The Useless pages. Especially the section, which I think is Thankyou,

When I have enough I will compile and send them! Thanks!

If you would like a link to your pages on this site please submit your url

Would you like your petition entry published on these pages?
yes no

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