Bring a brave new sense of adventure and risk to your links page! Jolt your viewers from staid and stultifying habits. There will be no more of this timid hovering of the mouse pointer over your words in Netscape. Some sneaky browsers have reclaimed the status bar, but for Netscapers you can still make previewing URL names a thing of the past!
If we set the scroll fast enough we can imagine heads turning, hands gripping desk edges, as by dint watching the scroll fly past again and again, catching a letter or two a time, your audience finally learns that your neighbour's favourite brand of peanut paste has been discontinued.
But wait there's more!
Your homepage, yes your homepage,
can crash the browsers of your most devoted fans! Yes,
we have it on authority that
people with unlimited accounts who spend all their time
at your page (like your mother if she is using your net account)
will suffer web disruption when their browser
memory gives out!
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