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Letters

Anatomy

I just have to say this: ROFLMAO!!
Keep up the good work!

Editor sez;

"Rolling On Floor Laughing My A Off"?

I'm confused! Thanks for your nice words though.

A state of perpetual confusion

You youngsters have it good today. Why, when I was a wee lad, I was just so small you could loose me in my father's pocket. I was so small, that were you to blink, you would miss me. I was so .... [and so he continues]...and then there was the war you know. It was a nightmare. Non-stop air-raids, and then there was no room for anything in the underground...[and still, he continues]...but what I have to say is this. You are not funny. I do not like it! Not that I get much of it at my age - although that said, Mabel at number 47 has been giving me the eye this past week and even though it's glass, I still think that it undoubtfully means something.

Not The Editor Sez;

Once again, we have the stereotypical old man moaning about life in his day. Still, this is the nineties and we should ignore all stereotypes - or else we'll be guilty of some stupid political correctness faux pas. In otherwords, you don't exist Mr KY. You're just a figment of our imagination.

Speak your mind!

I want to have my say!

Yours, .

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