Newbies/Virginal Welcome

To facilitate deflowering (or repeated debauchery) of the pure and unfettered, please explore the features listed below. Go ahead.

Nobody's looking. (Unless you want them to, that is.)

Dix's WWW CrisisLine.  The WWW Crisisline combines the cleansing of emotional dumping, dirty of exhibitionism, and the smug sense of superiority of second-guessing Dear Abby. Real live netizens "call" in their problems, and get them posted along with Dix's responses. (Take me to the top, Dix.)

(No identifying info other than your handle is available, even to Dix, when you call in on the form, but if you'd like a completely private and confidential response, just E-mail Dix.)

For the record, Dix has real-life hotline experience and will respond to serious and not-so-serious calls alike, eventually. Please Remember: Dix is not a psychotherapist, and her free CrisisLine is not intended to take the place of care from a mental health professional. Her advice will not solve the world's problems or make your teeth whiter. If you need a real shrink, get one. You know who you are. (Take me to the top, Dix.)

WWW PhoneTap.  The Web has finally given you the opportunity to do what you always wanted to but never could: listen in on the hotline, all without risking life and limb. Look for a few reality checks along with the just plain strange, just like you friendly neighborhood CrisisLine! And if there isn't any really good dirt there today, then YOU give me some, already! (Take me to the top, Dix.)

Stinky Linkys.  The very magnitude of horrendousness and uselessness never cease to amaze. Some pages are delightful simply because they are so incredibly bad, and therefore fun to make fun of. (Those of us who can find joy in other's ineptitude will never be wanting for entertainment.) Take a look at the MegaStinkers linked here, or send Dix your P.U. Picks. (Take me to the top, Dix.)

Linkys.   The place to see what's on today. Hand-picked by your Webmistress of the Delusion. Wow, you're practically drooling in anticipation, huh? Thought so.
(Take me to the top, Dix.)

Dix's Neurotic Ramblings.  Just like it sounds, M'Dear. Duh. But there's nothing to ridicule here! So don't even think about it...
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Amazon.com Association.  Want to be more like Dix? Really? (Well, Dix can pretend you said, "YES!" This is, after all, her delusional system.) Check out the hip titles hand-picked and recommended by Dix, in association with Amazon.com, the huge online discount bookstore. Great prices, great books. Okay, so Dix gets a little kickba...er, ah, commission, from the books you order from her site. A girl's gotta support her book habit! (Take me to the top, Dix.)

Your hostess here in the frightening but exciting world of delusion, Dix is in the process of moving her vocational attentions from detox--(read: "big fat whiny-butt clients")--to web design and technology (read: "big fat whiny-butt clients who will be paying actual money"). Dix created this page, including the graphics, although she may be wont to deny responsibility on occasion, as demonstrated by her constant insistence on referring to herself in the third person. For the terminally curious, you can see Dix's very first efforts at designing a web page.... pretty sorry, Dix knows. That was 7/96. Use the back button to return. (Take me to the top, Dix.)

Dix is 33 years old, married with a kid.. Feel free to email her at dix@oocities.com, or ICQ her (UIN 3359736). Delusional friends are always welcome. (Take me to the top, Dix.)

Delusional behaviors have occurred in this lifetime. If you want to see verification, veiw my guest book. If you want to your own examples, sign my guest book. And thanks for stopping by!