welcome, brothers and sisters, to the new fall season of stAllio!'s wAy athEistic chuRch. expect zaniness aplenty, or, put another way, more of the same, 'cept different.
a lot of people think a church has to revolve around a core of religious ideas. these people would argue that an atheistic church is an oxymoron. i can't more heartily disagree. as i see it, a church is any place of spiritual guidance and fullfilment. whether it comes from a minister, a prostitute, or a pharmaceutical company doesn't really matter. who needs god when you can still get spiritual guidance and enlightenment without him?
i'll tell you that I've got spiritual guidance and fulfillment pouring out of my esophagus. i can barely drive down the street without making some enlightening discovery. i can offer you valuable insight into yourself. mainly, if you're stupid, i'll let you know.
stAllio!'s wAy offers you, the enlightenment-seeker, a choice in your path to salvation. of course, there are the weekly sermons. for those who have heard the sermons, yet seek still deeper meanings, there are verses for you to ponder. there are even inspirational cassettes.
i, in case you've not guessed, am the rev'd stAllio! nGsta, revivalist. i can't help being so cocky; i'm a leo.
future renovations:
bArbershop & electro muSic for the masSes.
verses and poems written by your revivalist.
a page o' mine about southeast missouri state university, where I used to "study".
the talKing to chArlie page; columns more in-depth than your weekly sermon.
i finally managed to salvage most of the old guestbook
entries. you know what to do to view the tattered remains of the
old guestbook.
geohoo has messed up my counter 
times.
donations to stallio@oocities.com
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