We're staying together for the sake of our Website.

I don't lie, cheat or steal...except when I'm accessing Pentagon files.

My kid can out HTML program your kid.

I brake for incoming e-mail on my Mercedes laptop.

If a computer owner's money could talk, all it would say is goodbye.

The worst day on the Net is better than the best day really working at the office.

Wang user in trunk.

Computer repair is an oxymoron.

No, you didn't see a computer just like mine at the history museum last week.

Happiness is seeing the photo of the guy who mis-installed your system files on a milk carton.

For the home office computer user: Artificial intelligence beats stupid co-workers any day.

No modem. Already stolen.

My mother-in-laws website is http://www.realwitch.com.

My wife says that if I spend one more weekend enhancing my homepage, she's going to leave me...I sure am going to miss her.

c 1997 Sandy Lindsey

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