10 Clues That He Loves His Car More Than Youby Sandy Lindsey

1. He used your $40-an-ounce anti-wrinkle face cream to try to get the creases out of his leather seats.

2. He will pull over during a date for an oil change because his darling vehicle has to have them at exactly every 3,000 miles and not one mile more.

3. He still hasn't forgiven you for calling his beloved vehicle just an "inanimate hunk of steel and wheels."

4. For Christmas he bought his car genuine mink seat covers, while you got a denim jacket.

5. It took him 20 minutes to teach you how to close the passenger door to his satisfaction (at the end of which time you felt like slamming him in the door).

6. He painstakingly chamois every drop of water off his car after washing it, but grumbles for a month if you ask him to pass you a towel while you're in the shower.

7. You're not allowed to wear high heels in his car, lest you snag the floor covering.

8. You're not allowed to eat or drink in it lest you spill something. This rule even applied during your 800 mile non-stop trip to visit his equally precious mother.

9. The one time he let you drive his precious baby, he began to hyperventilate before you even shifted into Drive.

10. His license plate reads MY1LUV.

c 1997 S. Lindsey

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