The Cat Sank Her Claws Into My Squeek Toy and Now It Don't Make Any More Noise

If Bubba Ends Up "In The Doghouse" One More Time, I'm Gonna Charge Him Rent

Standing in the Back of the Pick-up Truck Blues

How Come The Dog's The Only One In The Family Who Has To Bathe Once a Month?

Mommas Don't Let Your Puppies Grow Up To Be Growlers

I Love To Smell Like Motor Oil, Just Like My Owner Do

You're Supermarket Kibble, In My Premium Dog Food Life

c 1997 Sandy Lindsey

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