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2. The boat you wish to tow can sleep more people comfortably than you can squeeze sitting upright into your car.
3. Each time you try to tow your boat uphill, you find yourself going back downhill with the boat as the new lead vehicle.
4. When you stomped on the gas to move your determinedly parked boat, the hitch tore off your car but the boat remained stationary.
5. Your car's owners manual doesn't contain any information at all on towing or towing specifications.
6. The mechanics at your car dealership laughed uproariously when you told them you were going to trailer your new boat, and started making lists of what they were going to buy with their anticipated bonuses.
7. When the car and the boat trailer are attached, the boat completely covers the car in its shade.
8. When the car and the boat trailer are attached, your car's front wheels are off the ground.
9. You could park two of your car inside your boat.
10. Your car was parked near your boat when the boat's name was painted on and the painters took the liberty of stencilling the word "Dinghy" on its rear bumper.
c 1996 Sandy Lindsey
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