'Mary and Joseph' by maggieblue

When those times come...
(And they will 'come' unless you are dead)...
The cold shower really works...
Scrubbing the kitchen floor takes the edge off...
Try reading a mystery book...
PACE...COUNT TO 4000...hummmmmm....
If all these fail,
go to McDonald's and get a milkshake.

You could get married, of course...
WELL, IT'S NOT AN IMPOSSIBLE IDEA !!!!!
But then, perhaps it is...ohwell!
Some people get a dog or cat to talk to...
((a parrot isn't bad company)) -

Do not recommend peanutbutter sandwiches
unless you're ready to put the pounds on bigtime...
Of course, there's always Zoloft and Prosac.
((Did I spell those right????))

Then you can sit and wonder why God
created bodies the way He did - what the
HankWilliamsJunior did He have in mind!!!!!
I mean, what the **********xxxxx!!!!%$#&*(!!
...He had to have no bugs on his chaps!!

theblue@bellsouth.net

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