Nicknames: Demi-bitch, monkeyboy, freak, necrophiliac, Satan's gay minion, etc...

Sex: Male

Birthday: August 20, 1980

Location: north Idaho

Description: 5'10", 155lbs, (naturally) brown hair, hazel eyes

Parents: William and Virginia

Siblings: Jennifer, Aaron, Melissa, and Margaret

Righty or lefty: Ambidextrous, I mainly write with my left

Car: Spaldings

Hobbies: website development, reading, listening to music, hanging out, going insane, using Napster

Sign: Leo, Metal Monkey

You go for advice to: Depends on what I need advice on, usually no one

You've dreamt about: Too many things, I dream almost anytime I sleep

You tell your dreams to: Very few people

You tell your secrets to: No one

Preference in Men

Boxers or briefs: boxer briefs

Long or short hair: short

Dark or blonde: dark

Tall or short: medium

6 pack or muscular arms: six-pack

Good guy/Bad guy: a mixture

Ears pierced or not: Preferably pierced

Tan or fair: no preference

Freckles or none: maybe a few

Stubble or neatly shaved: depends on the guy, usually neatly shaved

Rugged or sportsy: rugged

Accent or American: Depends on the accent, but I usually prefer none

Younger or older: a little older

On Relationships

What does your ideal boyfriend look like? Dark hair, around my height, good looking but not necessarily in the traditional sense

How does he act? Appropriate for the situation he's in (that's not as common as some people think)

Make plans, or go along with him: Both

Make the moves or wait: Usually wait, unless I've been drinking

What's the first thing you notice in a guy? Face and body language

Have you been in love? I once thought so but I've realized love doesn't exist

Preferences

Chocolate milk or hot chocolate: chocolate milk

McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's

Coke or Pepsi: Jolt

Marry perfect lover or perfect friend: perfect friend

Root beer, Dr. Pepper or Mountain Dew: room temperature Mountain Dew

Tea or coffee: iced tea

Sappy/Action/Comedy/Horror: Horror, if it's written well

Cats or dogs: Neither, I'm not an animal person

Cooler Ranch or Nacho Cheese: I hate Doritos

Mud or Jello wrestling: Jello

W/ or w/o ice cubes: Depends on the drink

Rain or shine: Shine as long as I have shade, I don't like direct sunlight

Winter/Summer/Fall/Spring: Spring and summer

Vanilla or Chocolate: Vanilla

Skiing or boarding: I hate snow

Biking or blading: Blading

Cake or cookies: cake

Cereal or toast: Golden Grahams

Rock/Ska/Punk/Rap/R&B/Alt/Techno/Country/Swing/Folk: Rock, Alt, and Techno

Night or Day: Night

Gloves or mittens: Gloves

Bunk or waterbed: waterbed

Gum or hard candy: hard candy

Favorites

Color: emerald green

Number: 3 or 88

Subject: Computers, or english

Clothes brand: nothing name brand

Sport to play: I'm not much of a team player, soccer if I had to choose

Drink: Screw Me Sideways (my own creation)

Animal: squirrel

Holiday: Halloween

Sound: A beautiful voice singing a good song

Band: (at the moment) Remy Zero

Song: (at the moment) Since Summer by Jay Carkhuff

Radio station: 94 and a half, not sure the call letters

Place: In a state-of-the-art computer lab

Scent: Bougainvillea blossoms

Food: Fettucine alfredo

Shape: an hourglass on its side

Fabric: polyester, the smooth shiny kind

Future Plans

What's your house going to look like? each room will have a completely different theme and ambience, it will probably disorient most people

Where are you going to live? a big city, preferably on the west coast

How many kids? none

Animals: none

College/University: I'd love to go to MIT, but I don't think that's gonna happen

Job: a writer or something internet based, so I can do it from anywhere in the world

If I Could...

Move anywhere, where would it be? San Diego

Shave something other than your head? everything?

Dye your hair, what color? too late, pretty much any color you can think of except for green and pink

Live w/ one person the rest of your life, who would it be? a really rich and generous boyfriend

You wish you had done, but didn't: way too many things to list

You're going to do today: not much

Did yesterday: not much

You plan on doing tomorrow: not much

Something that annoys you: lots of things. ambiguity in people for instance

What turns you off? an egotistical person

What amazes you? just about anything, i'm easily fascinated

First thing you do when you get up: slowly realize I'm awake

Am I a...

Wuss: in social situations

Class clown: no

Goody two-shoes: when it suits me

Druggy: not anymore

Alcoholic: that implies an addiction. no

Do I/Who Are/Who Is...

Have a crush: kinda, not really

My friends: too many to list