"yes or no"

you keep a diary: yes

you like to cook: yes

you exercise regularly: no

you sketch while you are on the phone: no

you have read a book in the last month: yes

you replace the toilet paper roll immediately: yes

you like crossword puzzles: yes

you have a secret you have never shared with anyone: yes

you wait until the last minute: sometimes

you snore: no

you have been to your ancestors' homeland: no

you read in the bathroom: no

you often have people over to visit: no

you like america: sometimes

you can remember jokes: yes

you play cards: yes

you fold your underwear: no

you talk in your sleep: no

you eat fast: yes

you recycle: cans

you like hiking: yes

you like being on the phone: no

you shave regularly: yes

you set your watch a few minutes ahead: no

you are always late: no

you often get headaches: no

a naked photo of you exists: photo no, drawing yes

you can whistle: yes

you write letters regularly: no

you believe in destiny: no

you brush your teeth three times a day: no

you have something you wish to confess: no

you change your bedsheets weekly: no

you bite your fingernails: no

you pick your nose: no

you are a vegetarian: no

you have gone to a movie alone: no

you read the newspaper every day: no

you have had sex in an airplane: no

you have hit a parent in anger: no

you are quick to apologize: no

you lose control in heated arguments: no

you get out of bed as soon as your alarm goes off: no

you drank mother's milk: yes

you generally save letters and postcards: yes

you hate parties: no

you have stolen money from your parents: yes

you have fired a gun: yes

you often have the last word: yes

less is more: usually

you give money to homeless people: no

you enjoy being photographed: no

life treats you well: no

you know who you are: not at all