Spencer's genealogy goes back much
further than mine.
 


Here we have Boleslaus and Ladislaus Kreske, the
brothers who founded the Kreske Dynasty.
They were both real hunks, but, unfortunately,
they were a trifle chauvinistic.
 


...and here we have Baron Laszlo Kreske.
He suffered from exzema, but eventually
he and his brother Erno cured it by inventing
calamine lotion.
 


    Lazlo's three children, Cosima, Casimir and Halina
loved to play outside the Kreske Castle with their pet
goat, Bogumil.  When they grew up, they fought for
custody of Bogunil and tried to poison each other.