20chatuplines

20 ways boys try to chat you up

Boys eh? Not one original bone in their gorgeous little bods

1 'You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day.'

11 'So, d'you think I look like Leonardo Di Caprio?'

12 'Are you a model? You should be'

2 'Is that you Alicia?'

3 'He's 40 cents. You'd better phone your Mum 'cause you'll be home late'

13 'If I could write the alphabet I'd put 'U' and 'I' together'

14' Haven't I seen you somewhere before?'

4 'I can't remember my phone number - can I have yours?'

15 'Get your coat darling, you've pulled'

5 'Do your legs go all the way to heaven?'

16 'Fancy snogging to my Prodigy CDs?'

6 'If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?'

17 'The name's Bond - James Bond. Licensed to, er, thrill'

7 'It's warm in here, shall we go outside?'

18 'Can I warm my hands? On you.'

8 'Fancy sharing a bag of chips?'

19 (With hands on shoulder blades) 'Are those shoulders? I thought they were wings'

9 'Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?'

10 'Will you walk me home? I'm scared of the dark'

20 'Its girls like you who stop me becoming a monk'