MY FAVOURITE QUOTES OFF

John, Matt and Polly are at the coffee machine. John is complaining about a profiler sent to work with him.
John: (to Boyden) What is her problem?
Matt: PMT no doubt
Polly: Better then TMT - too much testosterone!

Duncan: (whispering in Tom's ear) If you ever stitch me up like that with the DCI ever again, I'll show you a couple of moves they don't teach in any training school, OK?
Duncan telling Tom where to go after Tom tells Jaaack that Dunky lied about already completing a reflex training course.

Debbie: You know that Sonia Whats-her-face?
George:What, you mean Sonia Shop-till-you-dropoulos?
Deb talking to George after being briefed about a known stolen credit-card shopper Sonia Georgopoulos.

John: Oh great! The brief in briefs!
John talking about a football player lawyer wandering about the changerooms with no trousers on.

Jim: Say you got a credit card, right?
Tosh: Yep
Jim: And some slag's got your details..
Tosh: Yep, yep
Jim: And they're usin' it, buying stuff
Tosh: Yep, yep, what's your point?
Jim: Well you are still entitled to the points aren't you?
Tosh: Penetrated intelligence like yours Jim, I don't know why you've not been premoted.
Jim: You takin' the mickey?
Jim's questions about credit card theft.

"Don't worry, I think his ego's more bruised then anything"
DI Deakin talking to Boulton after Rod is givin a kick in (Aww! Poor Rodney. Such good looks shouldn't be bashed!)

"Chocolates! Yummy! Yummy!"
Rod's gotta sweet tooth! Actually this Rod trying out a very new, very strange interview technique.

Geoff and Rod visit a 20-something who is having a suspects baby. The suspect (Ted) just happens to be 44 and married. Both women are sure he's going to stay with them.
Geoff: "Can't help feeling sorry for Ted"
Rod: "What? C'mon! He's trading in his clapped out old Escort for a brand new GTi. Unfortunately it's got a baby seat built in as well"
Geoff: "You're a right bleedin' 'eart Rod"

Polly, George, Gary and Steve[Loxton] are in the back of the van on the way to setting up a roadblock to catch a crook, 'Steven Gunter' who beat up Boulton and escaped while under arrest!
Steve: "He's a dangerous man this Gunter, Pol. So when we're checking the vehicles I want you to stay right up close to me"
George & Gary laugh loudly
Polly: "Thought that's what you meant"
Steve: "You may laugh but he knocked the crap out of CID's finest"
Gary: "Well that not hard is it?"
George: "Yeah, from the description he sounds like a dwarf"
Steve: "Yeah well he's a vicious dwarf, he kneed DS Boulton in the orchestra stalls"
They all laugh

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