10 CLUES THAT YOU SPENT YOUR NIGHT IN A HOTEL

1 There was a mint chocolate on your pillow before you went to sleep

2 The window only opened three inches - just enough to drown out the sound of the air conditioning with the sound of trucks

3 You awoke in the middle of the night feeling really cold

start
all about me
my cousin ariana
males
my diary
music
photos
bored
mcmurder
mclies
mcgarbage
mchunger
quote of the moment
oliver/olivier
this is girl power
food of the fortnight
the bill
prince harry
sam harker
& rod skase
links
lists

4 You awoke in the middle of the night feeling really hot

5 Even though you never watch porn films, you watched six minutes of one last night

6 The bath seems to fill up in about a minute and a half

7 There is a watercolour by Monet hanging on the wall. You suspect it may not be an original

8 You are the proud owner of a 'lifted' miniture plastic sowing kit

9 A young Spanish woman barged in with a trolley full of hand towels and shortcake biscuits while you were putting your trousers on (hey, she did knock on the door with her key as she came in)

10 A local call lasting 45 seconds cost you $12.50 (Hope you enjoyed your stay)