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Hilarious Internet Humor
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Hilarious Internet Humor Fun & Games..... |
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Have you ever been verbally abused by a frog? Well here's your chance! But not to worry, you'll get the last laugh! |
 frog.zip .exe file - 409KB |
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 viagra.zip .exe file - 143KB |
A dose of Viagra for your computer. You won't have to refill this perscription. Hilarious! |
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No discrimination here! Both a male and a female module. Something for everyone. Is that Pamela Anderson? You bet it is. So who is the guy? I have no idea and I don't care. See if you can make them... Take it all off. Oh-lala, baby baby baby..... |
 strip-t.zip .exe file - 156KB |
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 mona.exe .exe file - 41KB |
The Mona Lisa bares all... well at least bares a bit. In the words of that famous doctor and scientist, Young Frankenstein... "Wow! What a pair of knockers!" |
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Ready for some skeet shooting? OK... Ready... "PULL" BAM... BAM... Hey ! Was that a clay pigeon, or a - - - Cat??? Endorsed by PETA. |
 cats.exe .exe (self executing zip) - 566KB |
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 snowcraft.zip .exe file - 1,002KB |
A simple little snowball fight! Good things come in small packages. This is a simple game but it is fun and funny. I find myself playing over and over. |
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Honest - I've only had three Ossssifffer, take me drunk... I'm home... |
 beer02.zip .exe file - 95KB |
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 ratshoot.zip .exe file - 206KB |
Watch as the little vermin scurry across your screen. When your ready, pick out one of them suckers and shoot it! * Warning * Warning * Warning * These rats don't appreciate being shot! |
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Saddam Hussein... The bain of our american existence. Would you like to waste Saddam? Here's your chance! Kill Saddam. Run on "Auto Mode" and watch Saddam taken out by cruise missles, cannon balls, ICBM missles, and my favorite - the old anvil falling on the head trick! Or play in "Multi-Saddam Hunting" mode and see how many Saddams you can litter on your desktop! |
 saddam.zip .exe file - 139KB |
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 cokegift.zip .exe file - 129KB |
To show their appreciation, A gift for you from the fine folks at Coca-Cola. Just what every PC user needs. |
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It's BONUS time! Don't miss out on yours this year. get yours before they're all gone. |
 bonus.zip .exe file - 4KB |
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 jumpjoke.zip .exe file - 177KB |
Jump Button Joke An internet classic. You've all seen the "jumping" button jokes. Download this nifty little programmable jump button program and make up your own jokes. * Amaze your friends! baffle your enemies! * |
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A fascinating and cool optical illusion. Guaranteed to make your skin crawl. Instructions included in readme file. |
 illusion.zip .exe file - 11KB |
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 aliendx.zip .exe file .pcx file and 8 .wav files - 381KB |
The truth is out there. If you fear that you are being watched... download this useful little utility. It will scan your PC and surrounding environment for alien life forms, and if found, warn you of their presence |
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A great stress reliever. Feeling a little tense? Need to blow off steam? Or better yet, blow someone or something away? Fire up this program and wast'em. Strafe your desktop with the machine gun or launch a grenade. Inflict the desktop mayhem of your choice. Hasta Lavista Baby |
 bang.zip .exe file and 4 .wav files - 489KB |
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Microsoft Word Document - 19KB |
Surprising findings by the British Medical Journal. How's your love life? How's your eyesite? Whats the connection??? |
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Are you working hard? B.S. Your f**king around with email again! A great little program to email to all your hard working (internet surfing) coworkers. |
 work.zip .exe file - 293KB |
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 helpdesk.zip .exe file - 138KB |
Another good email joke. Or better yet, drop this file in someone's startup folder. The user gets an application error that accuses them of f**king with their computer again! Don't lie to the nice helpdesk... |
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Don't want to settle for just watching someone else have all the fun? OK, take part in the action yourself. How many times can you hit Bill Gates in the face with a cream pie in one minute? (Or is lemon meringue?) |
 gatespie.zip .exe - 146KB |
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A funny little practical joke or a fun little diversion for the easily ammused! Click on the program and see what happens to your world! Try firing this up at work and then walk away from your PC - watch your coworkers reactions - great fun! |
