
"You're not unlucky son. Bad things happen to you because you're a dumbass." -Red Forman, That 70's ShowMaybe that explains it?
Anyway, despite the abysmal rainy weather outside today, I am in a good mood. Why, you ask? Drawing class got cancelled today!!!! D.R. had to go to the hospital for something- which is bad, but he didn't think it was serious.
Here's today's newsgroup posts:
Subject: Re: I'm not an X-Files fan. . .
From: Remington
Jennifer Diane Rutherford said:
}Personally, I don't understand the allure of David Duchovny.
I just got a pretty severe haircut, and my little sister was accusing me
of trying to look like him last night.
IIICKK!
-Remington Stone
"That's the spirit, George. If nothing else works then a total, pig-
headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through!"
-General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett
Subject: Re: I'm not an X-Files fan. . .
From: Jennifer Diane Rutherford
Remington wrote:
> Jennifer Diane Rutherford said:
> }Personally, I don't understand the allure of David Duchovny.
>
> I just got a pretty severe haircut, and my little sister was accusing me
> of trying to look like him last night.
>
> IIICKK!
That might just be scarier than all those aliens.
Jennifer
Subject: Re: I'm not an X-Files fan. . .
From: Susan
Remington wrote:
: Jennifer Diane Rutherford said:
: }Personally, I don't understand the allure of David Duchovny.
: I just got a pretty severe haircut, and my little sister was accusing me
: of trying to look like him last night.
OH NO!!
I think we need to chip in and buy Remington a wig. The Hair for
Stone Foundation. I'd donate the hair from my tongue but despite the ng
rumous, I don't have much on my tongue. So I'll just ante up and donate
50 cents. Do I hear a dollar?
Susan R.
Subject: Re: I'm not an X-Files fan. . .
From: Jennifer Diane Rutherford
Susan wrote:
>
> Remington wrote:
> : Jennifer Diane Rutherford said:
> : }Personally, I don't understand the allure of David Duchovny.
> : I just got a pretty severe haircut, and my little sister was accusing me
> : of trying to look like him last night.
>
Now there's a scary thought.
>
> I think we need to chip in and buy Remington a wig. The Hair for
> Stone Foundation.
I'd donate some hair, but well, I've been short-haired once and if that
ever happens again I will just have to kill myself or the hairdresser,
so . . . no.
I'd donate the hair from my tongue but despite the ng
> rumous, I don't have much on my tongue.
Okay, EWWWWWWWWWWW.
Jennifer
Subject: Re: The JenRem Outing Report v1.0
From: Remington
Jennifer Diane Rutherford said:
}Remington wrote:
}> Given that the girl behind the counter (who was also, apparently, a design
}> major -- they're everywhere!!) was rather busy, the two girls in one
}> corner were not named Jennifer when they ordered,
}and, judging by their Class of 2001 and 2002 T-shirts, weren't even in
}college-
Naw, those two came in after you, I thought. I meant the two sitting by
the end of the counter.
}> Hardly, I'm naturally incoherent, nervous or not.
}Nah, you weren't.
Wibble. :)
-Remington
"Don't anthropomorphize computers. They hate that."
-Unknown
Subject: Re: The JenRem Outing Report v1.0
From: Jennifer Diane Rutherford
> Naw, those two came in after you, I thought. I meant the two sitting by
> the end of the counter.
Oh yeah, I forgot about them.
>
> }> Hardly, I'm naturally incoherent, nervous or not.
> }Nah, you weren't.
>
> Wibble. :)
Wobble?
Jennifer Okay, I don't get it. Wibble? (No, I could not think of a title for this entry)
Did not get an e-mail back from him (ugh), but finally did get a reply from Matt (my responses in bold):
Hmmm but he's still posting to .life from there... How funny!
I think he brought along a laptop or something like that . . . I e-mailed him about the rabid cow rescue story and he still got that e-mail.
>I'd love to have a job where I could travel around all over and still be online!...
Sounds good to me too.I went to Hawaii this summer and was so annoyed that I didn't have access. Now that's a sign of addiction . . .
I can't picture him in his new haircut, though!
Me neither. Actually this reminds me of my ex who had a similar haircut, and the next week got it cut REALLY short, I walked into his house and was like, "Who are you?"
His old hairstyle fit him really well...
I agree
He's a cool guy!
Yeah, we had a good time there.
6:30 ish update:
Well, Chelsea's gone! Cutting class and left early. Whoopee! One less screamer! Oh, and it was her that dumped the Cupanoodles, I heard Megan yelling about it, then she proceeded to clean the can.
Got another e-mail from Matt:
Yeah well I wanted to talk to him more about it but he got right out of there! I HOPE he was being sarcastic!! I'd feel aweful if I really pushed him over the edge like that...
Pushed him over the edge? As in, a few comments about his being lame make him go crazy and start shooting people? Makes you glad he's out of state, doesn't it? Well, e-mail him then and ask if he's pissed . . . that way you can forestall the impending violence . . .
How do you get on irc?... Whatever you use, try typing: (he then put the instructions in) I have a little irc window open all day at work (until 5 or so). What a great way to pass time at work! :)
I gotta check this out at lunch/after class tomorrow.
God, I am SOOOOO BRAIN DEAD about this story!!!! Seriously, I have no ideas, no story to tell, nothing to say . . . and I forgot that i have to make sixteen copies of my nothing also. And I have no time to go to the copy shop. Oh shit.

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