Juicy Stuff

"We are now entering hell. Please keep your arms and legs inside the car." -Daria Morgendorffer

I was going to do a whole Thanksgiving entry here, on food fights (yes, we had one) and my annoying aunt, but that'll have to wait or go somewhere else or something like that. This juicy stuff needs to be up.

When I get back to the ol' hellhole, I fire up the computer and checked mail, and got this one from Matt that was quite puzzling.

-It's so hard to keep track of all the little battles or big ones on there . -. .the Susans seem to be having a dogfight, and apparnetly Remington and I -were playing a game- at least, he said I won. Whatever.

I tell ya Jennifer! People are just weird! I have Remington in irc right now and am trying to discuss this with him and he's not cooperating at all... He's definitely a little angered with me, though... He's mad that I called him by "little frump" (frump is his nick name in irc)... I hate when people can't take sarcasm! >:| Time to walk on eggshells around him or something! I can't even discuss this with him which is pretty frustrating... An example of crap he's saying: "oh, is this a serious discussion? I thought we were discussing your concern for my opinion of you. hardly a serious topic." It's like he's attempting to make me an enemy or something... I don't get it..

I didn't know what the hell to say. What is up with that?

Then I got to the newsgroup, and oh boy! I wanted action, I think I got it . . . my responses are in bold.

Subject: Re: The JenRem Outing Report v1.0
Date: 26 Nov 1998 03:19:57 GMT
From:  Remington

Jennifer Diane Rutherford  said:
}> > }I tun u, indo a goon!
}> > Ok, I concede.  You win. :)
}> ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
}A mumbled "Little Bunny Foo Foo"'l do it every time!

The really frightening part, to me at least, is that I recognized it.

}Wait a minute, what do I win?

Within bounds of reason, your choice.

-Remington 

 }A mumbled "Little Bunny Foo Foo"'l do it every time!
> 
> The really frightening part, to me at least, is that I recognized it.

Yeah, the "goon" part anyway . . . what I'm wondering is if anyone knows what a
 "whangdoodle" is. 
> 
> }Wait a minute, what do I win?
> 
> Within bounds of reason, your choice.

Guess asking for a "million jillion dollars*" is out of the question then, huh? ;)

*courtesy of Al Bundy

Jennifer 

Subject: Re: The JenRem Outing Report v1.0
Date: 26 Nov 1998 04:28:37 GMT
From: Blaise 

Remington wrote:
> }Wait a minute, what do I win?

> Within bounds of reason, your choice.

Don't you think it's about time to take this to a private email
conversation? :)

-B

> Don't you think it's about time to take this to a private email
> conversation? :)
> 
No, I think we should share this with the world and give y'all something to 
gossip about . . . 
Okay, okay, I'll behave!
Jennifer 

Subject: Re: The JenRem Outing Report v1.0
Date: 26 Nov 1998 06:08:00 GMT
From: Chris 

Blaise wrote:
: Remington  wrote:
: > Within bounds of reason, your choice.
: 
: Don't you think it's about time to take this to a private email
: conversation? :)

Either that or a private motel room. I think there's one just up 113 that
has hourly rates..

Chris

Subject: Re: The JenRem Outing Report v1.0
Date: 26 Nov 1998 18:20:29 GMT
From: Remington 

Chris said:
}Blaise wrote:
}: Remington wrote:
}: > Within bounds of reason, your choice.
}: Don't you think it's about time to take this to a private email
}: conversation? :)
}Either that or a private motel room. I think there's one just up 113 that
}has hourly rates..

Hmm.  There's a whole lot of (probably unjustified) assumption about
exactly how attractive Jennifer finds me implicit in that.  I'm not at all
sure that's what she'd choose.

And, Woodland is a long commute from Chicago, after all.

-Remington 

Subject: Re: The JenRem Outing Report v1.0
Date: 28 Nov 1998 03:28:12 GMT
From: Susan 
Organization: 

Blaise wrote:
: Remington wrote:
: > }Wait a minute, what do I win?
: > Within bounds of reason, your choice.
: Don't you think it's about time to take this to a private email
: conversation? :)

Actually, I was thinking that if all you guys that keep complaining about
your failure with women, shut the hell up and read the interchange between
Jennifer and Remington, you might actually learn something that could help
you in future courtships.

Susan R.
> Actually, I was thinking that if all you guys that keep complaining about
> your failure with women, shut the hell up and read the interchange between
> Jennifer and Remington, you might actually learn something that could help
> you in future courtships.
> 
Yeah, hit on easier girls (or in this case, other ones who are on the computer 
a lot and therefore have no lives).

Jennifer

So, what to deduce from all that?

He doesn't know what I think about him. Hmm, that might be a good thing if he's that bad w/ game playing as Susan said. I finally thought of a way to solve this one: Send one post to the newsgroup and another one to him personally. And here they are (dang, do I get personal in here or what sometimes?). To the newsgroup:


> Hmm.  There's a whole lot of (probably unjustified) assumption about
> exactly how attractive Jennifer finds me implicit in that.  I'm not at all
> sure that's what she'd choose.

Hmmmmm . . . okay, I think that one is an example of what to take to e-mail. 
Sorry, folks, no comment here.
Jennifer (the good little girl who will keep her mouth shut on that!)

To Remington:

> Hmm.  There's a whole lot of (probably unjustified) assumption about
> exactly how attractive Jennifer finds me implicit in that.  I'm not at all
> sure that's what she'd choose.

It's called "being mysterious", I guess.
In other words: don't be so sure . . . ;)
Jennifer

So, what do y'all think?

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