Signs

At a restaurant in New York: "Tip-ing is not a city in China."

Here is a great sign I saw in the grocery store: "snickers, 5 for 1.00$.(limit 4)" -Kim Gregory

******** On a dock in Juneau, Alaska: "Safety ladder, climb at own risk." -R. Olson

******** Seen on an electrical appliance store in Spokane, WA "Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!" -DONNROS

******** Emergency Evacuation Plan posted in various places around my office building: "Run like Hell!" -Dan Kroyman

******** Biggs Septic Tank Service (near Nashville Tennessee) "Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends." -Anonymous

******** Sporting goods store: "With Fishing season upon us we have plenty of crappie poles to fill your needs." -Becky Hammack

******** Sign on the wall of the office of an ethnologist:
"Beware of bargains in
1. Parachutes
2. Life preservers
3. Brain surgery
4. Eye Care "
-User365108

******** A bumper sticker in Portugal reads: "Learn from your parents' mistakes: Use birth control." -Franciso Passos

******** Billboard sign on a highway coming out of Austin, TX: "Nobody reads billboards.... But you just did :)" -Annie A. Wahid

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