A-Typical male's journal.

Wednesday, November 5, 1997 -- The Ultimate Pyramid Scheme

The SCA do this right, they change things around every 6 months.

Since i've been bombarded lately with Amway and other Multi-Level Marketing Ideas, I have to admit that I've come up with my own. Yes you too, can garnish untold riches, if you but follow my ingenious plan.

King for a Day™

Yes! That's absolutely right. You can Be KING! And not just for a Day either! For any length of time you choose!!!!

For a low one time fee ¹ you will be granted the title of King and your very own Kingdom™ to do with as you will!

But wait!!!What good is a Kingdom™ to you you say?
Well, look what you get with these special add-ons:

Divine Right™: With this your absolute authority is assured straight from God™himself!
Absolute Power™: Sure it corrupts aboslutely, but who needs pesky Magna Carta's anyway?

And if you act now we throw in the Royal We ABSOLUTELY FREE OF CHARGE!!!

But wait! There's MORE Yes! As a King for a Day™ with his or her own Kingdom™ you can get your Own Vassals! Yes with our new products

Duke for a Day™
Baron for a Day™
Knight for a day™
Forever Peasant™

All you have to do is sign up you friends and relatives! Do you have a son or daughter who needs soem extra income? Make them a Duke or Duchess for a Day™! Then they can sign their friends, kids, pets up as Barons! And you get a percentage of all their income as a daily tithe² Not only that, but if you bought our Absolute Power™ add-on you've got that over all your vassals TOO!

So don't hesitate to signup before ~~your~~ MY parents do!

Kingdom™ and related products are merely figments of the owner's imagination, and do not convey legal rights or proper to the owner. King for a Day™, Inc, absolves itself of any responsiblity for medical or mental health bills which might be incurred upon declaring oneself King. All products available in both male and female styles, except Forever Peasant™.
¹ per day or other time-unit, as dictated in the 'fealty' agreement
² you get 10 percent of everything they make, and I get 10 percent of that! I wonder where all the money comes from.

Generic Joe's A Typical Male