What does one do when one is either too physically repulsive or emotionally retarded to be attractive to members of the opposite sex? Well, one grows, one adjusts, one becomes basically a big loser. And then one writes about it.

Here, then, is a compendium of articles that attempt to explain the bizarre set of circumstances that make up "the bachelor mystique". We hope it helps you to understand and appreciate these solitary creatures.

Mostly, though, we hope it encourages you to have sex with us.