The Blonde And The Herdsman
One day there came a blonde who was fed up with the
preconceived notion that all blondes were stupid. So
she went to the drug store and bought a bottle of
brunette hair coloring. She then proceeded to color
her hair. Afterwards, she decided to take a drive into
the country. Coming around a bend, she noticed a herdsman and his flock of sheep.
Curious about the effects of her new hair color, she
decided to stop and ask the herdsman a proposition.
As she approached him, she asked, "Hey herdsman! I
have a proposition for you. If I can guess the correct
number of sheep in your flock, can I take one for myown?"
Bewildered at the request, the herdsman replied,"Certainly!"
So after a few minutes of deep concentration, the
Blonde (brunette) responded...,"243!"
"Amazing!!!", replied the herdsman, "...you are correct. Take any one you want."
So the blonde made her choice and proceeded to walk to
her car. Half way the herdsman stopped her and asked,
"I too have a proposition for you. Do you accept?"
"Certainly, but what is it?" replied the courageous blonde.
The herdsman then said, "If I can guess your natural
hair color, can I have my dog back?"
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