BLOND KIDNAPPER
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some
money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him
behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your
kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and
put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the
north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and
sent him home to show it to his parents. The next
morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a
paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a
note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
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