LADIES NIGHT CLUB
So the other day, my friends and I went to this "Ladies Night Club."
One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls
out a $10 bill. One of the "dancers" came over to us,
and my friend licked the $10 and put it on his butt cheek.
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20
bill. She call the guy back over, licks the $20 bill
and puts it on his other butt cheek.
Still attempting to impress the rest of us, my other
friend pulls out a $50 bill. She calls the guy back
over, licks the $50 bill and sticks it on his butt cheek.
Now the attention is focused on me. What could I
possibly do to top that? I got out my wallet, thought
for a minute.............then the financial analyst in
me took over. I got out my ATM card, swiped it down
the crack of his ass, grabbed the $80 bucks and went home.
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