HOW A MAN CAN TELL A WOMAN HAS PMS.
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.
She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.
She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off the roof
laughing hysterically while riding a broom.
She's developed a new talent for spinning her head around in 360 degree
circles.
She retains more water than Lake Superior.
She denies she's in a bad mood as she pops a clip into her semiautomatic
and "chambers one."
She buys you a new T-shirt-----with a bulls-eye on the front.
You ask her to please pass the salt at the dinner table and she says,"All
I
ever do is give, give, give! AM I SUPPOSED TO DO EVERYTHING?"
She enrolls in the Lizzie Borden School of Charm.
She orders 3 Big Macs, 4 large fries, a bucket of Chicken McNuggets, and
then mauls the manager because they're out of Diet Coke.
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