Note: This sketch is to be taken in humor, it is my first draft, so what you're reading now will not be the finished product. There will most likely be lots of changes. This sketch is not to depict anyone in particular. It has a light-hearted humor. The characters are in their late ages, minus the doctor.
Scene 1
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A- Silvia
B- Gladys
C- Muriel
D- Doctor
A- Did you see "My Life for You" yesterday?
B- Of course I did. Ryan still looks like a cutie. Even if his arm did fall off.
A- Oh they say that he might get it re-attached, Gladys!
B- Oh yes, but then he's going to lose his right leg, right?
A- Oh that's true. Did you watch the two cats fight yesterday?
B- Oh Silvie, you know I wouldn't miss my 11:00 entertainment.
A- Tomorrow I'm going to root for Snipples.
B- Oh, I feel bad for Snipples. He always loses the fight against Dumb Dumb.
A- Did you see the match between Dumb Dumb and Fat Cat?
B- Oh I missed that one. I was taking a nap. How was it?
A- For the first round, Dumb Dumb was tearing Fat Cat apart. But then right at the last minute, Fat Cat scratched Dumb Dumb on its rear and boom! the table were turning.
B- Ooh! How exciting. I think they should do a tourniment.
A- Oh but Snipples isn't strong enough to beat all of them. And you know he's my favorite.
*Muriel Enters*
C- Howdy do ladies. How's the day?
A- Muriel.
B- Muriel.
C- Gladys, Silvie.
A- We're just having our usual 1:35 chat. Care to join us?
C- Oh why thank you for asking. I'm so excited. Did you see Dumb Dumb beat Bad Cat! Oooh, What a fight.
B- Mmm, yes. You do know you're talking about cats fighting.
A- Yes. Cats. Don't you have anything better to do with your time?
C- Oh but it gets so entertaining. Every 11:00, the cats have a brawl. I swear, sometimes I think they have it all planned out. There's smart cats, I tell you. I think they're practicing for one day when all the cats will overthrow the human race.
B- Okay Muriel, Did you by chance forget to take your 1 pm medication?
C- Oh shoot, that's what I forgot to do. I got all caught up trying to remember to take my 1:15 medication. I completely forgot.
A- Uh oh, Medication alert.
B- *Snicker*
C- Oh well, I better go if I am going to remember to take my 1:45 medication. Gotta prep myself up, you know.
A- Bye Muriel.
B- Bu-bye.
*Muriel leaves*
A- Oh goodness, Can you believe her? Talking about cats taking over the world!
B- Sometimes I think she's just quite mad.
A- Oh I know what you mean!
*Pause*
B- Today's fight was pretty sad. Don't you think?
A- Oh yes. One of these days I feel like I could just throw a shoe at Dumb Dumb.
B- I know exactly how you feel.
*Doctor enters*
D- Okay ladies. Time for your 1:45 medication.
A- Ooh! 1:45 medication! My favorite!
B- Oh mine too. Do you get the blue and pink pills?
A- No just the green ones.
B- Ooh! The best ones!
D- Here you go. Swallow up!
FIN
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