The ten reasons why Star Wars is better than...
...Star Trek
10) Han Solo is a great good guy, even a hero, yet he smuggles stuff and
kills people left and right.
9) Prime directive? That's kill the other guy, right?
8) Captain Kirk has to get a new girl every episode, Captian Picard can't
get one, whereas Leia goes as far as being a slave to a giant
man-sovenist Slug to stay with her man.
7) two words- John Williams
6) Two more words: Death Star
5) Who wants weak humans as main people if you can have six foot tall
wookies and giant amphibians.
4) Stun, what stun? So that is what the little gun was for! Oh well, he's
better off dead, anyway.
3) Star Wars doesn't kill the first no-name person on the away team.
2) Have you ever heard of a Star Trek ship trying to fly into an asteroid
feild? They do it once, and Picard flew at .1 lightspeed. Han Solo floors it.
1) How scary could a Vulcan with a phaser appear when you could have
either a two-story hungrey adolecent Rancor greet you after falling
thirty feet or a dark sith lord who can choke you while absorbing your
phazer fire.
... Indiana Jones(really solo vs. jones)
10) Harrison Ford can keep one girl in Star Wars, but he can't keep one
in Indiana Jones.
9) Jones has to fight a big stupid guy, the Natzies and some other
excavationist. Solo not only has to fight an entire Imperial army with a
beat-up rustbucket(a fast bucket, but a beat-up one all the same) he also
has to watch out for other bounty hunters and angering his wookie-friend.
8) Jones has a handy, dandy whip for a weapon; whereas Solo gets to blast
his way through everything.
7) The worst it ever got for Jones was having to worry about snakes of
the animal variety. Solo has the snakes(and cheats) of many different races.
6) Jones has 'fun' looking for ancient ruins while dodging his enemies.
Solo has 'fun' making his enemies ancient ruins.
5) Jone's sidekicks consist of little kids, fat men, and thin ladies.
Solo gets a six foot walking carpet(equiped with nails), a short thin
girl, two droids, a farmboy kid and one 'crazy old hermet'.
4) Jones has to chase after his girls because they keep being captured;
Solo's girl chases after him.
3) Though they are both loners, only Solo can call out an entire armada
as reinforcements.
2) Have you heard of the Mellenium Falcon?
1) Jones stays a proffessor after all he accomplishes. Solo becomes the
Presiden of the Republic's husband.
... the Mummy
10) Can we say diologue?
9) Whose afraid of bugs when you have stormtroopers on your tail?
8) So you have a mummy after you. It's not like the 181st or the Rogues
(impossible is our job, 'mam)
7) in the mummy, you have a total of one head mummy, one female head
mummy and twelve underlings against, but you have dead Egyptian guards
fighting for you, stupid gunslinging Americans, a cat, two expert
pickpocketers, and mysterious black guys. In star wars, you are fighting
two dark sith Lords(Lords, mind you, not trainies, LORDS) and an entire
military fleet composed of top military people. YOu have a total of
twenty snubfighters, comosed of two types, and only ducktape to hold them
together for the first four years until you get your first capital star
ship, which is blown up not even a year after your ownership. Oh, and all
your Jedi, save a mediocre and one of your best old ones, are dead.
6) O'conner didn't have to worry about a giant tentcle grabbing him and
sucking him into a stomach that will digest him for the next mellenium.
5) What is a mummy in comparrison to a wookie with a short temperment?
4) So there is a mummy on the loose. Let darth Vader get in there and
show the mummy what true pain and suffering is.
3) Why would a mummy matter to an emperor who could blow the planet to
kindom come?
2) Carrie Fisher plays a better damsil in distress.
1) Three words to send fear into any mummy: Rancors like bones.
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