update : 5.27.04
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heres a story about this one girl, tiffany huynh. in mr.clark's history class, he was
writing down names of gas stations on the overhead. so the kids start yelling out,
"arco!", "76!",etc. then, one girl, yells out,
Tiffany: AM/PM!
everyone turns around and sees that
it is none other than tiffany huynh.
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even newer update : 5.27.04 (sent by johnseth) |
Jennifer: my breath smells
Jennifer: whos ham?
*byron is pumping the infusion
Calvin: ohh byron playing with your thing again?
Jennifer: isnt that too big?
Jennifer: i know how big your thingy is. *points at the bump in the jeans
that is made that way
Calvin: *points at jennifers jean [crease #3]* you have one too then stupid.
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update : 5.28.04 |
Me: what if he was a doctor with down syndrome?
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newest update 6.1.04 |
Austen: Do you want my gatorade?
Johnseth: Why?.
Austen: I dont know, I'm not hungry.
Kagan: (angrily) STUPID KARL MALONE IS THE GLOVE AND GARY PAYTON IS THE MAIL MAN!
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update : 6.2.04 (sent by byron) |
Steve Ngo: im hot you just dont know it
*kagans excuse about ignorance in pop culture*
Kagan: I was in Hawaii.
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6.8.04
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Me: you're so gay, you should have your own parade.
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6.10.04
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Ms raleigh: tomorrow, we'll do ecstacy.
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6.14.04 |
jENNiFEr 2 l 6: are you going to miss mrs raleigh?
supermaing: no y?
jENNiFEr 2 l 6: iono looks like u guys have something going on
supermaing: ewwwwwwwww
jENNiFEr 2 l 6: haha i was wondering why u showed her u thingy
jENNiFEr 2 l 6: your*
supermaing: what!?
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7.23.04 - whoda thunk it? |
jS EATS CuC: we need to perform an exorcism
supermaing: or some sort of plastic surgery
js EATS CUC: man i got an eye infection chatting to her [tiffany] online
supermaing: u hear about the low fat church crackers?
js EATS CUC: nope
supermaing: they're called, "i cant believe its not Jesus!".
js EATS CUC: serious
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July 21th beeyotch. |
Johnseth: You're still at Chili's?
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September 8th, 2004 |
Me: This is a good milkshake
Brother: does it bring all the boys to the yard?
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Johnseth: You're still at Chili's?
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September 8th, 2004 |
Minhimal wiener: You know why your hot? It's because you're on fire.
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9.20.04 |
Girl: My mom died?
Mrs. Price: That'd be great.
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9.22.04 stuff. |
Me: Can you tell me what this is?
Jennifer: It's the 'thinking chair'
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Butt Cheek Edition 10.3.04 |
supermaing: ey, you know wuts tight?
I DAN I THE MAN: what
supermaing: your butt cheeks
supermaing: ey, you know wuts tight?
austenman: what
supermaing: your butt cheeks
aUsTeNmAn: lol
supermaing: its amazing, how they've been together after all that crap, huh?
aUsTeNmAn: lol
supermaing: its amazing, how they've been together after all that crap, huh?
lil hawaii surfa: yea
supermaing: wut u mean yea
supermaing: its amazing, how they've been together after all that crap, huh?
aZnIcEcReAmAn: haha
aZnIcEcReAmAn: who
supermaing: your butt cheeks
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11.5.04 - ahhh...the theatre |
Steven: Draw thy tool!
Kevin: My naked weapon is out.
John ( to kimberly ): Give me my long sword, ho!
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11.9.04 It's Me! |
Me: ( to mrs price )Where were there balls held?
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11.30.04 |
Cindy A.: (to mr.persichina) We're on E!
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12.23.04 |
My brother: Can I get a picture with you?
Brian Mcknight: Yea sure.
My brother:Wait, you're who I think you are right?
Brian Mcknight:depends on who you think I am
My brother:Brian Mcknight?
Brian Mcknight:Yea.
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Me? Yea right! 1/15/05 |
*After being crossed by dan:
Me:I gave up! Don't even! I stopped trying!
Byron: White Trash.
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1.15.04 |
super zero 111: those shows are crap
super zero 111: it's just guy sleep with girl he's not supposed to, other girl gets mad
super zero 111: rinse and repeat
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