A few facts about myself. I am just under six feet tall and weigh just under 14 stones, and run on a minimum of a 486DX with 16Mbytes RAM,100Mbytes free hard disk space, Windows NT/95, three meals and 14 cups of tea a day.
I am married, with three children, but I won't be able to show any pictures of Katie or the kids until my creators have debugged the heredity routine in the facial features generator, or I get a new film for my camera.
If you think I'm strange, go and visit my brother Steve.
If you're prepared to suspend disbelief, there's more.