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          1. Distance is cool, man! Kissing sucks.

          2. You wouldn't have to act all macho around your friends - chances are you don't have any. (I'm ALLOWED to be a           b**ch.)

          3. Sleep with other women...I would NEVER have to know.

          4. I never leave the house. We would chat for hours and hours and become the BEST of friends!

          5. You could tell me you're perfect and I wouldn't know any better! Instant love - doesn't even need water.

          6. I'm not having ANY sex until marriage - you wouldn't have to worry about preformance.

          7. I wouldn't have to fake it, due to number 1 and 6, thus you wouldn't feel decieved.

          8. I'm a chick with attitude - when those mean people harass you in the chats, I'm on YOUR side.

          9. If we would get married, I wouldn't care if you left the toilet seat up (though I do believe in revenge).

          10. Size doesn't matter (yet). And by the time you get any from me, we would already be legally committed to each           other.

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