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20 March 1997

It was a sleepy night. A quick glance at the wall clock showed that it was well past midnight. TIME TO IRC! Just in case some of you do not know, Dennis, Jason, Han Borng and Kahshin have just returned from the RI2D1993 chalet, and have already planned to HAVOK the #rjc channel.

When they first logged on, none of them were aware of each other's presence. "Strange! Don't tell me the other HAVOKers tuah me!" they each thought. Just then, their nicknames caught each other's eyes and presto! There were suddenly three heroic characters named HAVOK1, HAVOK2 and HAVOK3 on #rjc!

The chats started streaming in. Hmm... not chats but abuses! People from #rjc were hurling expletives at us! What's the meaning of this? Of course we would not stoop so low as to join in their vulgarity cocktail, but simply justified our presence. Instead of befriending us, some Q^ character banned us from the channel! What horror!

Knowing that it will be quite some time before we are allowed access again, we decided that the best way to salvage the situation was to create....#HAVOK! The ultimate in crap talking, it would be the start of a new generation of HAVOKing! Each of us went to different channels to recruit HAVOK chatters(namely #rgs, #mgs and who could forget #scgs). Obviously, our publicity worked to a certain extent and we ended up with something like 12 chatters in the newly formed #HAVOK.

Glad of our achievement, we introduced ourselves to our new-found friends, and started chatting with them. Before long, it was almost 0200hrs. Time to nap, nap! Jason left first(due to rising costs of his ISDN line), followed by Dennis. Han Borng was left to control the raging crowd in #HAVOK. He persuaded each of them to quit the chatline, and they obediently followed his gentle instructions. Finally there was one insistent chatter who refused to leave - zann. zann did not budge, no matter how Han Borng tried to kick her out. Out of desperation, Han Borng just had to ban her from #HAVOK! Sad incident, but nevertheless necessary.

In lieu of the above happenings, I declare that the #HAVOK channel exist on the IRC every FRIDAY from 2300hrs till post-midnite.


22 March 1997

Ooh! This is great! One of the HAVOKers happened to visit the Meteorological Station of Singapore Cool Picture of Earth on Saturday for an Open House visit. As he walked around searching for any HAVOK stuff, all he could find was an army of terhs and no cheo bus. "What a boring place!" he thought. Just then, he spotted an empty computer terh-minal(no pun intended, just typo!) with the Netscape 2.0 browser loaded.

"Hor hor hor!" as any HAVOKer would say, he expertly sneaked up to the terh-minal(typo again!) and you know what. He changed the settings(not hacked the system) of the HOME page to your favourite website - HAVOK Online! And guess what, the counter soared for a day, and by the time those geeks at METSIN find out, it would be too late....

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