About Nick
Name/Aliases:
Nicholas James Ball. Mostly known as Nick. Doesn't tell anyone of his confirmation
name - Stanislaus. On the basketball court, he's the '8 Items Or Less' man,
and on the soccer field, he's 'Maverick'. When he's wearing diaphonous robes
and sacrificing goats, he's 'Resisolobus', and when he's pretending to be a kat,
call him 'Bender'. At all other times he goes by the reference 'that weird guy who
steals my mail'.
Height:
A bit taller than Tom.
Weight:
A 'lean' 73.
Blood Type:
A negative.
Dragged In, Kicking And Screaming:
Halloween, Friday the 13th, 1837. It was a Saturday. I remember it well...
I was placed in that basket by the man in the trenchcoat, and smuggled
overseas in a suitcase by two mad scientists after they had stopped testing
on me. I was sold into slavery, and had to win my freedom in the deadly
game of Rock, Paper, Scissors with a worthy opponent - Tobal, who had spent
the last 15 years of his life down the salt mines in Thailand.
I think. Or was it all a dream?
Hey there! There's heaps of time to be wasted as you play
"Guess Nick's Age!" to win huge prizes!
Favourite Colour:
Naff off.
Noticeable Features:
Has a bad hairstyle that makes him look like some British pommy rocker
or a news presenter. Doesn't chew on own fingernails - he prefers other
people's (especially if he hasn't asked). Has a parrot on his shoulder,
an eyepatch over one eye, a peg leg, and no pants. Says "Arr me hearties,
trying to get my buried treasure, ye scurvy dogs? Walk the plank! Arr!"
quite a bit, too.
Likes:
Clerks, Pulp Fiction, concentrated scorpion venom, Mallrats, Seven, Mission:
Impossible, Weird Stress Kittens, T.I.S.M music, SWAT Kats, things that
aren't very pointy, Catch 22, The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy and
writing about himself in the third tense.
Other 'Special' Areas:
Nick is immortal, cynical, agnostic, atheistic, hypochloric, totalitarianistic,
theistic, solipsistic, repetitive, repetitive, dylsexic, elitirat, and..
and... what was it... uh... oh yes, and forgetful.
Favourite Quote:
"Only the inverse square law can save me now"
- Jeremy
Favourite Quote About Nick:
"You're like a rabid chicken amoungst the wolves. They have the potential
to break your neck, but they don't as they spend all their time trying to get
away from you"
- Luke