Online_Stress

"Does it sometimes seem....

like you're being watched?

* * * ONLINE STRESS RELIEF * * *

Welcome to the"Psychiatric Hotline"

Due to the increased"STRESS-RELATED PROBLEMS"

encountered by online users,

the following services are available

24 hours a day, 7 days a week

by using your Touch-Tone phone....

--> (1-800-YRU-NUTS) <--

(1) If you are Obsessive-Compulsive,
     please press 1 repeatedly.

(2) If you are Co-Dependent,
please ask someone else to press 2.

(3) If you have Multiple Personalities,
please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

(4) If you are Paranoid-Delusional, we
     know who you are and what you want,
    So stay on the line while we trace
your call.

(5) If you are Schizophrenic, listen
   carefully, and a "little voice"
will tell you what to press.

(6) If you are Manic-Depressive, it
doesn't matter what you press,
no one will answer you, anyhow.

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