Mama,
Just killed a RAM,
Got some static on its pins,
Now I don't see the dust bin,
Mama,
'Write' had just been run,
But now I've got to throw it all away,
Mama, ooooooh,
Didn't mean to make it fry,
If I've no stack to overflow tomorrow,
Carry one, carry one, 'Cause
there's nothing like class
lib'ries.
Too late,
My time(2) has come,
Send lightning down my line,
Stop my make(1) before it's time,
Goodbye, everybody,
I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and read Knuth.

Mama, ooooooh, (Anything but Windows(tm)),
I don't want to sigh,
I sometimes wish I'd never known Bourne at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a man(1),
Scaramouche, Scaramouche,
Did you run the test script yet?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Blowing up my modem, me.
Gone away now,
Gone away now,
Gone away now, Windows(tm) froze.
Its worse than crap (oh oh oh oh)!!

It's just a cheap toy, ev'rybody has three
It's just a cheap toy
from a cheap company!!
Spare us our lives from this monstrosity!
Wheezy cough, noisy
beep, will you let us sleep?
Drink Miller! Will not let you sleep (let us
sleep!) Drink Miller! Will not let you sleep (let
us sleep!) Drink Miller! Will not let you sleep
(let us sleep!)
Will not let you sleep (let us sleep!)
Will not let you sleep (let us sleep!)
GNU, GNU, GNU, GNU, GNU, GNU, GNU!
Oh Mama Mia, Mama Mia,
Mama Mia, let us sleep!
Be-el-ze-Gates has a widget put beside my tree,
My tree, My tree!
So you think you can force me to use '95?
So you think you can love me and leave me no drives?
Oh, baby,
Can't do this to me baby,
Just gotta c-out, just gotta get
write(2) out of here.

Nothing beats class lib'ries,
Anything in C,
Nothing beats class lib'ries,
Nothing beats class lib'ries to me.

Anything but Windows(tm)!!