There is a fly over the river. There is a fish in the river. The fish says, "If the fly drops six inches, I'll jump and grab it." There is a bear behind a tree. The bear says, "If the fly drops six inches, the fish will jump and grab the fly and I'll catch the fish." There is a hunter on the other bank. The hunter says, "If the fly drops six inches, the fish will jump and grab the fly, the bear will come from behind the tree and catch the fish and I will shoot the bear." There is a mouse behind the hunter. The mouse says, "If the fly drops six inches, the fish will grab the fly, the bear will catch the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear and I will eat the hunter's sandwich." There is a cat in the bush behind the mouse. The cat says, "If the fly drops six inches, the fish will grab the fly, the bear will catch the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the mouse will eat the hunter's sandwich and I will catch the mouse." The fly drops six inches. The fish jumps and grabs the fly. The bear comes from behind the tree and catches the fish. The hunter shoots the bear. The mouse eats the hunter's sandwich. The cat jumps, misses the mouse and falls into the river.

MORAL:

When a fly drops six inches, a pussy is bound to get wet!

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