Dear Lord
Grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change.
The courage
To change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom
To hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also,
Grant me the patience to suffer fools,
or, alternatively, a chainsaw.
Help me to be careful
Of the toes I step on today as they
May be connected to the ass
That I might have to kiss tomorrow.

Amen.

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