The initials IRC stand for Internet Relay Chat, (not Internal Revenue Cervice, GNP aka Leslie :) as you just read in the title of
this page. IRC is a way of talking to people anywhere in the world, (yes, even Michigan, Dianna :) in what is called
"real time" chat. You don't have to hit the reload button (not the red one either, Bette :) or refresh your screen (you do have to keep your screen dusted though, preferrably with a CLEAN tissue Toots :) every time you
want to speak (quit yelling Lynda :) or see what others are saying. (WAKE UP IBhim!!! :) The results are instantaneous. (calm down, Smoker :) You can talk
with individuals "one on one" (except EVERinWI cuz KorBelle won't let him :) or large
groups of people. (yes Barbie, we're a rowdy crowd at times :)
We could go on for hours telling you about how IRC
works, ( ok Gugudol, I'll shut up soon :) but the author of mIRC, Khaled Mardam-Bey, has said it best. (yes he did DonLuigi :) You'll find many
*chat clients* out there, (no Babi, I didn't mean you ;) but NONE of them compare to
mIRC. mIRC has everything you could possibly want for all of your chatting needs. (no Pete, you don't need real handcuffs :) So go visit
the mIRC homepage today and come visit us on the Undernet. (Abs, you live here, you're not a guest :)
Oh yes, while you're on the mIRC homepage, also
download the mIRC FAQ. It's an invaluable source of information. (yes Lazer, you're invaluable too :) Trust me on this, ok? You're
not going to be satisfied with JUST chatting. (calm down Smoker ;) You'll soon want to enjoy the *wavs* we play. (wrong kinda wavs BarrFly, behave :) Wavs
are sound clips. (turn up your sound Gailee :) All of us in #Married_N_Chattin2 love music, voices, and we even make our
own wavs. (don't have that one Dixee :) You're also going to want to play with *pop-ups* (calm down Smoker :) and *aliases*. (no OhDonna, nicknames aren't aliases :) We use these to
throw chocolate cream pies (duck Vlad_P! :), kisses (catch this one lizb! :), hide M&M's (oooooooOhenry! :) and we even throw an occasional brick at each other. (watch your aim IronHors :)
mIRC isn't JUST a *chat client*. (calm down Smoker :) It's a whole new form
of entertainment. (quit laughing Barb, it is! :) Don't waste another minute. (don't leave yet Ed^99, I'm not through :) Go download and install (calm down Smoker :) mIRC right now and
come play with us! (yes Morgul, it's playtime now :)
In case you missed any of the links (yes Seiki, *hotspots* :) we've provided to mIRC.....
Would somebody come get Smoker? He's drooling all over the page! Thank heavens! Pirate8 to the rescue!! I knew there had to be at least ONE sane individual around here. Thanks Sweetie! (is that the way you wanted it phrased P8? :):)